tralalala. walang magawa.
-If you die, I'll kill you!
-They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
-I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
-Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
-Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
-I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
-As I said before, I never repeat myself.
QUESTIONS:
1. Can you get cornered in a round room?
2. If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
3. Can mute people burp?
4. Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
5.Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
6. Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
7. Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
8. Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
9.When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
10. Why is the alphabet in that order?Is it because of that song?






im still awake. knina kasi ang hba ng 2log ko. nung tests nga antok n antok ako eh. haay. kya un. so. ayw ko sa taong cnungaling. hmpf. bad3p. why o why.

